Transformers Critic Reviews

Partly impressive, partly inane buck-banging toy of a movie.Read the full review

Everything comes down to an epic battle between the Transformers and the Decepticons, and that's when my attention began to wander, and the movie lost a potential fourth star.Read the full review

Bay, at heart, isn't a fantasist; he's a literal-minded maestro of demolition.Read the full review

Transformers' multiple earthling story lines are tedious and oddly lifeless, doing little besides marking time until those big toys fill the screen.Read the full review

Louder, flashier, and more hollow than anything else out there.Read the full review

Even more ridiculous than it sounds.Read the full review

The final scene is pure teen wish fulfillment: Imagine making out with your girlfriend on the hood of your sentient Camaro, as your own personal robot bodyguard looks on fondly (all right, that part's a little creepy).Read the full review

Transformers is a wet dream for fanboys, with vehicles that whiz and whir into alien robots, spectacular sci-fi stunt chases, glistening military hardware, overheated computer software and brainy, hot girls who love Popular Mechanics.Read the full review

A movie of epically assaultive noise and nonsense.Read the full review