Turn the River lacks almost everything Eigeman has as a performer: charisma, wit and snappy delivery. show more
It's not sharp or ironic, but drab and downbeat. Unfortunately, it's also going to feel utterly familiar to those who've seen their share of independent dramas in the last 15 years. show more
An only-in-the-movies mother hustles pool to raise the money to abduct the son she's been forbidden to see since her divorce. show more
This movie is a great sleeper. I don't mean it puts you to sleep either. It just flies under the radar. I really enjoyed this movie, though the end baffled me!