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  • 50
    Mick LaSalle San Francisco Chronicle

    Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment. show more

  • 38
    Staff [Not Credited] USA Today

    A nose-bleeding mass murderer wears a mask that suggests Roger Ebert is knocking off a group of lifelong female friends. show more

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    Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

    Lacking the requisite post-"Scream" irony, the film is simply a package of gougings, stabbings, drillings and guttings, all tied up with a "twist" ending that anyone with a still-functioning brain could figure out in a matter of minutes. show more

  • 4
    Cody Clark Mr. Showbiz

    Because so little of what occurs on-screen either engages or entertains, there's ample time for the boiler of your self-respect to build up quite a head of indignation at the forfeiture of your time, money, and (exceedingly minimal) cerebral exertion. show more

  • 25
    David Sterritt Christian Science Monitor

    The slasher-movie genre may never die, but can't its perpetrators think up variations more clever than this by-the-numbers rehash? show more

  • 25
    Lou Lumenick New York Post

    The dreary, direct-to-video quality of the script, acting and cinematography in this latest entry seemed to inspire more yawns than screams, and not a few titters. show more

  • 25
    Jay Carr Boston Globe

    A flagrantly retro example of a tired genre that would vanish in a puff of smoke if anger management classes were to enter the picture, or if it would ever occur to any one of its endless stream of victims to reach for a light switch before proceeding into a spooky place. show more

  • 20
    Maitland McDonagh TV Guide

    Director Jamie Blanks "Urban Legend" appears to be carving himself a career making slasher movies for a new generation; unfortunately, he's in no way improving on the originals. show more

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    Marc Savlov Austin Chronicle

    Valentine succeeds only in boring you to death. show more

  • 25
    Owen Gleiberman Entertainment Weekly

    Doesn't contain a single scary or imaginative moment. show more

  • April 13, 2010 saysusy
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    this movie is good kind of scary but good :D

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