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Gotta be kidding me. It takes a lot to make me laugh but this movie really made me have a great time and have some good laughs. LOVED IT!!!!!
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This movie was terrible! I did think that the trailer was funny but I had to walk out of the theatre half way through because of swearing, sexual content, and more. The only funny jokes were the ones in the previews. It had a joke every five seconds that wasn't funny and it swore or said something of bad content every five seconds. I sugest you don't see
fricken' funny!
AWESOME!
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Washington Post
Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck. Full Review
Adam Markovitz
Entertainment Weekly
The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision. Full Review
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites. Full Review
Frank Scheck
The Hollywood Reporter
The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms. Full Review
Jeannette Catsoulis
The New York Times
This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves. Full Review
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