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Based on 17 Reviews
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fan reviews ( 34 )
  • 25
    Peter Hartlaub San Francisco Chronicle

    That Vampires Suck is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle. show more

  • 40
    Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

    "Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites. show more

  • 30
    Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter

    The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms. show more

  • 25
    Boston Globe

    Non-"Twilight'' fans would be better off surfing YouTube. show more

  • 25
    Roger Moore Orlando Sentinel

    If Kristen Stewart ever saw Vampires Suck, she'd be scarred for life. show more

  • 12
    Washington Post

    Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck. show more

  • 30
    Arizona Republic

    Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies. show more

  • 30
    Boxoffice Magazine

    As if a string of bad jokes wasn't enough, Vampires Suck is full of distractingly forced pop culture references and shameless product placements (the actors practically mug for the camera while holding various products). show more

  • 20
    James White Empire

    A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of "Scary Movie" and "Meet The Spartans." show more

  • NA
    Nick Schager Time Out New York

    It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!) that are below bottom-of-the-barrel. show more

  • October 11, 2011 mclaudiari06
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    Gotta be kidding me. It takes a lot to make me laugh but this movie really made me have a great time and have some good laughs. LOVED IT!!!!!

  • January 28, 2011 Weston
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  • December 25, 2010 Kigkeys
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    This movie was terrible! I did think that the trailer was funny but I had to walk out of the theatre half way through because of swearing, sexual content, and more. The only funny jokes were the ones in the previews. It had a joke every five seconds that wasn't funny and it swore or said something of bad content every five seconds. I sugest you don't see it, and deffinitly don't let your kids see it.

  • December 22, 2010 RyananJua
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    fricken' funny!

  • December 22, 2010 HancockJohnShe
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  • December 15, 2010 d1u4c2b
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    worst I've seen

  • September 18, 2010 luiz lima
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    Vampires suck...i mean it...this movie sucks...dont pay to see it.I was stupid enough to see it.Can i have my money back?I saw in Vancouver,and i will take canadian dollar....

  • September 17, 2010 Nglshy036
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  • September 06, 2010 maxicarras8
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    this movie should be called ''vampires'' cause it sucked sure the trailer made me laugh but not the movie

  • August 30, 2010 CKRelax
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    I go to a lot of movies and I have doted on the Twilight sagas. And, as a viewer, I loved, loved, loved this parody. After I watched it, laughing all the way through, I got home and was coming on? Twilight, the first one. The real one. I kept thinking of the Vampire Sucks parody and laughed all the way through that one. Vampires Suck tickled my funny bone, in the very best way. It is indeed, a "go see!"


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