Van Helsing Critic Reviews

We haven't had a good Frankenstein, Dracula, or Wolf Man movie in a long time, so here's one where the whole gang shows up. One catch: It's not good. Read the full review

Silly and spectacular, and fun.Read the full review

Van Helsing, a fusion of eye candy and brain sputter, is a long, kinetic, yet dreary mess. Read the full review

Kind of like a basketball team of all-stars -- no names, please -- that has difficulty jelling into one smooth and efficient unit. Read the full review

There are quite a few unintentionally funny moments, although the overall experience was too intensely painful for me to be able to advocate it as being "so bad, it's good." Read the full review

Here's a shrieking bore of a horror flick.Read the full review

Sommers film just lies there, weighted down by a complete lack of wit, artfulness and internal logic. So it's a disaster -- a big, loud, boring wreck. Read the full review

You have to feel for the army of talented FX people who must have spent months on scenes--trying to compensate, with their artistry, for the lack of dramatic logic--and having to listen to those lines over and over.Read the full review

This creature feature is exhilarating fun, a richly designed and often quite funny re-exploration of the movie past. Read the full review