Orlando Bloom introduces the clip for The Aviator - a very pretty film with absolutely nothing going on underneath.
Charlize Theron has a weird Goth haircut. All of the Best Actor nominees get a lot of applause…
...but Leo DiCaprio wins! He still looks like he's 18. There's no way he can match Jamie Foxx's acceptance speech, and he doesn't try - brief shoutouts to his parents, Marty Scorcese, and tsunami relief, and he's out.