Wow, was I wrong, or what? Most of his lines worked, including the first Pia Zadora reference of the evening (she won the New Star of the Year award in 1982 for Butterfly). He also pointed out that having Prince, Mick Jagger, Puff Daddy, Prince and William Shatner on the same stage is a sign of the apocalypse. He went on to give his wife Marcia Garces Williams a "wifetime" achievement award, giving her the "croix de coeur for living with a comedian. It's an interesting job, isn't it? We're a tad moody, isn't that right, Sybil? 'Yes!'" He then thanked her for "offering me a shelter in the middle of schadenfreude." He ended his speech with a touching tribute to his close friend Christopher Reeve.