8:45 pm:
Will Ferrell wears eye-patch, makes un-funny jokes, announces nominees for Best Actress, Musical or Comedy. If Emmy Rossum or Zellweger win, I'm gonna puke.

Oh, thank Christ - it's Annette Benning. Grizzled old Warren Beatty looks at his wife like she's his daughter. Zach Braff is sitting next to Dame Judi Dench!

Annette Benning thanks the stars and suits. Yawn. Thanks Warren Beatty for "lunch at the pizza joint", which was "delicious". Wait - was that a double entendre?

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