Al Pacino presents another TV award to Glenn Close. Bo-ring. Down with Actors! Up with Stars!
I tip the delivery guy $3.50. What the hell - it's Christmas.
Scarlett Johansen is gorgeous. She and Ewan McGregor are presenting "Best Foreign Film." Wow, there are actually several semi-relevant films nominated … but, of course, no Notre Musique.
The Sea Inside wins … presumably because Spain chose to nominate it and not Bad Education.
Liam Neeson and Clint Eastwood both look like they are about to pass out.
If things don't pick up, I just might join them.