Meryl Streep on stage to present: "Congratulations … Natalie." Long pause for laughter. Natalie Portman drunkenly giggles.
The Life and Death of Peter Sellers wins Best Made for TV Film.
Best Actor, TV Comedy. I'm far too attracted to Jason Bateman.
Jason Bateman wins for Arrested Development! Which is on right now, and I'm missing it. Anyway. He has a notecard, from which he reads the names of his co-stars, and calls its writers "comic scientists". He also thanks the "future fans" of the show - ie: begs you to watch. And you should. In fact, go watch right now - after all, I'm watching the Awards so you don't have to. Here, adapt your drinking game: take a shot every time Portia DiRossi's character neglects her child. It'll do you right.