Sly Stallone introduces the Million Dollar Baby clip, and he's just as bad at that as you could imagine he would be.
Goldie Hawn presents Best Comedy to Sideways. The director (Alexander Payne) and whole cast joins producer Michael London on stage. The crowd seems confused as to when they should applaud - maybe they don't recognize any of the indie-exec names being named? Or maybe they just care as little about Sideways as I do.
Nicole Kidman has what looks like a cross between a peacock and a squirrel on her shoulder, and she's here to give out the award for Best Drama…
...to The Aviator, despite much louder audience cheers for Hotel Rwanda.
Marty Scorcese is 3 feet tall.
I need a nap.