9:38 pm:
Teri Hatcher wins Best Actress in a TV Comedy, and she's even drunker than Natalie Portman. She thanks ABC for casting her in Desperate Housewives "when I couldn't have been a bigger has-been" and "can't believe" she's "here with all these movie stars!". It's *almost* touching, but also, a little gross.

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