My bad, folks! That was actually a really nice job by Beyonce!
First original song performance.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Oh look. Robin Williams made a dick joke.
He had his original speech censored two days ago and might actually be adlibbing, here.
A riff on what cartoon characters might be gay:
Donald Duck-Little sailor top, no pants…hello!
Chip n' Dale: Two chipmunks, no pants, sharing a tree trunk, coveting nuts!
And the Oscars just exited into the first commercial break, pleayed out with the theme music to….Star Trek: The Next Generation?