beyonce at oscars9:07pm:
My bad, folks! That was actually a really nice job by Beyonce!

9:02pm:
First original song performance.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

8:54pm:
robin williams Oh look. Robin Williams made a dick joke.
He had his original speech censored two days ago and might actually be adlibbing, here.
A riff on what cartoon characters might be gay:
Donald Duck-Little sailor top, no pants…hello!
Chip n' Dale: Two chipmunks, no pants, sharing a tree trunk, coveting nuts!

8:51pm
And the Oscars just exited into the first commercial break, pleayed out with the theme music to….Star Trek: The Next Generation?

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