Well, this looks like big, stupid, sexy summer fun - too bad various events won't let that be the end of it.

Not to be confused with the Alfred Hitchcock film of the same name, Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as married assasins hired to kill one another. Blah blah blah plotlines - there's no possible way to divorce Mr. and Mrs. Smith from the divorce saga of Mr. and Mrs. Aniston. Remember that episode of Friends where Joey tells Chandler that he'll know when his actress girlfriend is cheating on him because of the noticible lack of chemistry on stage between her and her costar? If that theory holds true, then judging by this trailer, Brad and Angie were definitely engaged in behind-the-scenes sexual congress. Now, lest we forget, Angelina Jolie is an Academy Award Winning Actress and she is doing her best, but when her boyfriend can't even spit out a line like "come to daddy" without it sounding cue-card fed, we have a problem. "Just friends", my ass. Enjoy your Gigli!