Reports are circulating this morning that Joaquin Phoenix checked himself into rehab two weeks ago to combat a problem with alcohol abuse. Meanwhile, one month after entering the Betty Ford Clinic, Billy Joel has emerged, ostensibly fully dried out. In light of these recent developments, we thought we'd do a comprehensive round-up of the wagon status of all your favorite celebrity trainwrecks.
- Whitney Houston: In, and apparently, not voluntarily.
- Kelly Osbourne: Long out, but currently hawking record recorded whilst in.
- Tom Sizemore: Out, but "not acting".
- George Carlin: Out.
- Pat O' Brien: Still in. Next up: golf lessons.
- Courtney Love: Theoretically, in - when not in pre-production on porn star biopics.