Orlando Bloom takes one for the guy upstairsRight after Metallica recorded the Black Album they wrote the theme song for the Kingdom of Heaven trailer. It is an unsubstantiated rumor that Guns 'n Roses sang backup vocals. I can't make heads or tails of this film. The HD trailer is pretty, there's lots of choreographed fireball throwing and more rosaries than you can shake a puff of white pope smoke at, but all I could officially glean was that it'll look great on a flat screen television when it comes out on DVD. Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, and Liam Neeson star in a biblical epic with many flames, David and Goliath-esque battle sequences, and proselytizing before crosses. Amen.

Meanwhile, Fantastic Four incorporates operatic theme music with significantly less grace.
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