We thought this was hilarious ... Josh Hallett at hyku.com put together this Entertainment Weekly-esque round-up of who might play who in the inevitable epic cinematic retelling of the blog wars, Blog - The Movie. Of course, Philip Seymour Hoffman's in it - he'll play Robert Scoble - and embattled former child star Macaulay Culkin will get the comeback role of a lifetime, as our own Jason Calacanis. The glamorous Wonkette, of course, will play herself. We're still holding out for a cast on Blog! The Musical (may we suggest that the role of ultragrrrl go to Kelly Clarkson?) but in the meantime, check out the rest of what Josh has come up with.