- What are Scott, Anthony and Vonzell still doing on American Idol?
- If there's one thing Joan Rivers loves ... it's a brow lift. But if there are two things Joan Rivers loves, its a brow lift and a game of ice hockey.
- Is Judging Amy coming back next season? Since even the producers aren't sure, they're playing it safe.
- Did anyone really miss Will Ferrell on SNL? Uh, yeah, apparently.
- Danny Bonaduce goes into rehab the same week Pat O'Brien makes it out - and yes, of course we're going to contextualise that in terms of A Star is Born. We can't resist.
- Stephen Colbert is getting a Daily Show spinoff, proving once again that fake news is way more profitable than real news.
- I'm not going to have to get over my Patrick Dempsey fever anytime soon - Grey's Anatomy is coming back for a second season.