Oh, the possibilities for double entendre are making my head hurt. Professional party girl Tara Reid has gotten herself hired by the E! Channel, as the new host of a re-vamped version of Wild On! So, fortuitously, this'll not only allow Ms. Reid ample time to pursue interests such as binge drinking, table dancing, and nipple slipping - it'll actually mandate that she do so. Terrible Tara (that's her Garbage Pail Kids name) will follow in the illustrious footsteps of Brooke Burke and Jules Asner - who I never found very convincing as a party girl, by the way. Remember when this gal was in Robert Altman films? Yeah, neither do I.