Ted Koppel will once again read the names of every serviceperson killed this year in Iraq or Afghanistan on the Memorial Day edition of Nightline.
Dave Navarro will host Rock Star, that CBS reality show where the rest of INXS will find a replacement for Michael Hutchence. As if the show itself didn't sound bad enough, Bob just found out that it's going to be on three times a week. And so, he suggests that we show the network how we feel: "please text message F*** YOU to CBS via your cell phones"
"They do love their fallen angels at ABC, don't they?" Kat introduces us to two summer series soon to premiere on ABC Family.