• davenavarro.jpgTed Koppel will once again read the names of every serviceperson killed this year in Iraq or Afghanistan on the Memorial Day edition of Nightline.
  • Dave Navarro will host Rock Star, that CBS reality show where the rest of INXS will find a replacement for Michael Hutchence. As if the show itself didn't sound bad enough, Bob just found out that it's going to be on three times a week. And so, he suggests that we show the network how we feel: "please text message F*** YOU to CBS via your cell phones"
  • "They do love their fallen angels at ABC, don't they?" Kat introduces us to two summer series soon to premiere on ABC Family.
  • Do you chat-chat-chat at the movies? Shut up!
  • Jimmy Kimmel is going to play Jay Leno in the E! reeneactment of the Michael Jackson trial. Which, by the way, is, on a daily basis, leaps and bounds funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel has ever done.