This is very, very funny. Here at Cinematical, we love McSweeney's, but all the more so when they print J. Chris Rock and John Leary's Shanghai DVD experiment. Rock (dubious he's the real Chris Rock) reviews such films as The Clearing, Sin City, and Team America: World Police. Be Cool and Sin City both end with the credits from Shredder, and Sin City was bought on "Maoming Road, next to a guy selling puppies." Team America has some shoddy camera work, but our intrepid reviewers note that the silhouette of a man in a cowboy hat adds a deep "archetypal shadow" to a few scenes.