No, we're not going to show you the whole thing, but our friend Ron at The Corsair will, and he's done an excellent iconographical analysis on the body language exhibited by "the new, urban Tom Cruise's girl (TM)" --

"The eyes are scrunched. The legs are contorted, painfully. It's a white-knuckle moment behind the partition, let me tell you. The lips are pursed firmly in the shape of a cat's ass. There's some preventative "legsweat" apparatus going on 'tween the knees. The less that is said about that the better."

And that Joey Potter used to be such a nice girl.
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