Oh, man. There's so much wrong with this project, it's hard to even joke about it without just feeling bad for everyone involved. Let us count the ways:
  1. Donald Faison (Scrubs, Felicity) plays a black man raised by an Italian-American family and "unaware that he is black".
  2. When he "discovers" his true identity, he rebuffs his JAP girlfriend and Italian best friend to go live with his birth parents.
  3. Whoopi Goldberg plays the birth mom.
  4. Joey Fatone from N'Sync plays the best friend.
  5. It's called ... no, wait for it ... no, you're not ready ... okay, now - Homie Spumoni.

Oh, the many crimes against good taste committed in the name of cross-demo success...
categories Cinematical