The cynics among us (so, like, all of us) have been whispering (actually, more like shouting) that there may be a little more than "true love" and coincidental timing behind the recent marriages of former odd-couple Renee Zellweger (to Kenny Chesney) and Jack White (to Karen Elson). With the new White Stripes record, Get Behind Me Satan, on shelves as of yesterday, I thought I'd give it a sweep for coded references to Renee, and other juicy landmines.

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