I love this whole thing about Paris Hilton "quitting the public life". I mean, she can't exactly "quit acting", because - despite her protests that she's just been playing a character on her reality show - she never really started. It's proof positive that nobody really knows what she does for a living - the only thing that's relevant is that it's very, very public. But does anyone really believe her? As far as I'm concerned, the streets of New York will open up and start spilling rivers of marshmallow cream before Paris and Paris will actually make it to the altar.