I'm a fan of Sandra Bullock, I am. She lives in my city and has never been anything but kind to all my service-industry friends and family. She shops at Neiman-Marcus, buys hosiery from people like my mother, and smiles lots and lots. But whatever we loved about Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality (the first), has been turned into a farce at best. This is what Sandra Bullock looks like when she channels Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde 2, but frankly, Reese was better.