Robert McCann, the Hollywood make-up artist who served as Nicole Kidman's personal make-up artist since the filming of Eyes Wide Shut, has died. This, unfortunately, means that Nicole Kidman will now be a hideously disfigured monster no one will be able to view on a movie screen without clawing their own eyes out in horrified disgust. That is, unless she finds someone new to make her pretty. If that seems melodramatic, just remember Hollywood has stricter rules about beauty than us normal folk. If Nicole shows up anywhere without eyeliner she may as well be wearing a Leatherface mask.

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