In case you missed it last month, actor and musician Harry Connick, Jr. was selected as one of the most elegant men in America by a watch company, who, consequently, would like to use him to sell watches. Connick is now officially a Longines Icon of Elegance, which means he has god-like status and control over all the creatures of land, sea, and air. His elegance has reached such inhuman levels that trees actually lower their branches in order to wipe his brow as he saunters by on warm summer days. The Icon of Elegance award has been described as "almost, but not quite as meaningless as the Oscars."

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