Uwe Boll is finally ready to unleash his latest atrocity upon us. Why do we give him any attention? Because he has systematically bought the rights to almost every video game ever (maybe an exageration) with plans on turning them into really bad movies. His first two attempts are on IMDB's Bottom 100 of all time. House of the Dead is laughable at best. Now he's back, and this time he is here to ruin Bloodrayne. The movie comes out Novemeber 17th and stars Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Geraldine Chaplin, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Billy Zane and Michalel Pare. The script was written by American Psycho and Go Fish scribe Guinevere Turner, which gives us some hope. The marketing has begun and you can now check out the movie poster and trailer, which gives us less hope.