Here's some advice for aspiring filmmakers: Don't try to make the greatest film ever made, because you will fail. Instead, make Manos: The Hands of Fate. Oh wait, that movie's already been made. I guess you're screwed. Anyone who has had to suffer through Manos, a movie in which, I don't know, people walk around and stuff happens, knows that there can't possibly be anything more horrendous. Those who caught the MST3K version back in the early 90s at least had their pain thwarted somewhat by the riffing of Mike and the Bots. Well, to quote Ash, "Who's laughing now?"