We applaud Page Six's ability to consistently spin gold out of context-stripped soundbites, and this item, which poaches a quote from an interview Woody Allen gave to (already context-contaminated) German rag Der Spiegel is no exception. Allen announced that he isn't interested in making films that reflect 9/11 or the aftermath there of: "[I]t's too small, history overwhelms it. The history of the world is like: He kills me, I kill him, only with different cosmetics and different castings...History is the same thing over and over again." Ready for the punchline? Here it is, straight from the Post's mouth: "Unlike Allen's movies?" Slam! With that, Page Six earns the Broad-Brush Film Criticism Award of the Week.