US Quarterly - Lawrence Weschler on Jessica and NickThe Onion has a clever piece up today: the introduction of US Quarterly, a "discerning and literary companion" to the more gossip-filled US Weekly. As the US Weekly editor-in-chief explains: 

"Due to the demands of weekly publication, [US Weekly] was only able to scratch the surface...the quarterly is a dream come true for the more serious-minded star watcher, who enjoys pictorials showcasing Mary-Kate Olsen's club-hopping wardrobe, but craves a more critical examination of her hottest boots."

Tee-hee. 

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