Contact Music reports that Fantastic Four filmmakers had to shrink Welsh actor Ioan Gruffudd's genitals so he wouldn't alarm young cinema-goers. The actor who plays Mr. Fantastic found the character's lycra outfit a little too revealing.

"I started out wearing a codpiece under the suit. Then memos started arriving from the studio that we needed to make it smaller and smaller until I was like Action Man."

There's so many jokes I could make with this story but I feel like many of them would be inappropriate or wrong. So I'll keep it limited to the headline.
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