Tom Tykwer's adaptation of Perfume is about to start shooting, and co-star Dustin Hoffman is using the occasion to feed the AP with some creepy quotes. The film, based on Patrick Suskind's novel of the same name, follows a perfume-maker with no body odor, who becomes obsessed with crafting the perfect scent. Someone at the AP apparently thought that it would be logical to ask the star of such a film about his favorite smells. Dusty's answer? "Small babies." "I'm fascinated how babies' heads and necks always smell the same, although we all have different scents," Hoffman said. Um, ick.