I don't wish to sound morbid, but I thought all the Munchkins were dead. This is wrong, apparently, as Mickey Carroll, the Munchkin who implored Dorothy to follow the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz, will turn 86 on July 8. I'm not sure how many Munchkins that leaves, or why I keep referring to him as "Munchkin" when he's just a regular human being. Apparently I'm a big jerk and need to be punished for my insensitivity. I think five minutes in time out would do me some good. If I'm not reprimanded now, I'll never learn.

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