I read this quote in this week's Boston Phoenix yesterday while sipping a grande Mocha Frappucino at Starbucks (side note: do they have the worst "pick up" area or what? Just some empty table at the end of the counter? Every time I've gone in there someone else picks up my drink before I can get grab it.) The quote is from Dakota Fanning, as told to Moviejuice.com:
"I'm the pre-teen Maggie Smith...if Maggie Smith had a stripper name."
I thought that was pretty funny, but I couldn't quite believe that she said it, even if she does seem smarter than most adults I know. So I did some searching and found out that a bunch of places have mentioned the quote (usually misquoting it completely), and very few people realize that the quote is completely made up! Moviejuice.com is a satire site, and made up the quote. (They also have an mp3 of an "interview" with Fanning, but that's satire too.)