Wm. Stephen Humphrey at the Portland Mercury has some very funny commentary on one of the tie-in toys for the Fantastic Four movie. Not only does he think the Human Torch having an ATV is 1) useless and 2) dangerous, but he suspects the toy is simply a repackaging of a previous Spider-Man toy. Really too funny to sum up here so just read it. Don't make the same mistake I did and do so while drinking. I now have to call my IT department to make sure the water I spit all over didn't damage my keyboard. 
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