Arizona Senator John McCain has an uncredited cameo in David Dobkin's dude-com The Wedding Crashers, and Matt Drudge is trying his damndest to turn this into, at the very least, a violation of ethics, if not a full-blown political scandal. This is apparently such a big deal that, of the two top stories on Drudge's front page this morning, it's the shuttle launch that gets stuck with the wimpy 12 pt. Arial;  then, below, in "War Time"-sized font, "SEN. MCCAIN STARS IN BOOB RAUNCH FEST!"

Boob. Raunch. Fest. What? Oh, sorry. Boobs are distracting.