Tim Burton has already cast Johnny Depp as a seriously disturbed candy salesman in Anna Wintour drag, the world's worst filmmaker, Ichabod Crane, and a homemade, home-haircut-giving boy. What could possibly be left? Well ... they haven't done strippers. I'm not ascribing much weight to the reports that Depp is planning to star in Burton's Gypsy Rose Lee biopic as the legendary San Francisco-based burlesque artist, but they're popping up all over the web nonetheless. Everyone's pulled the same Depp quote as evidence:

"The other day I said to Tim that I would shoot anything with him. And he said: 'Well, next I'm going to do the Gypsy Rose Lee story. I said, 'Can I play Gypsy Rose?' And he said, 'Yeah.' So I said, 'I'm in!'"

And this is how the entire internet, all at once, gets snowed.
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