Every girlfriend I've ever had has had a crush on John Cusack. Or, put another way, two girls I used to know had crushes on John Cusack. I for one, cannot blame them. The man is instantly likeable, not someone whom anyone of any sexual orientation would kick out of bed for eating crackers, and a seemingly intent listener. In a recent interview about his movie Must Love Dogs, Cusack also revealed something else about himself: he doesn't like online dating. So I guess the lesson here is: if you want to date John Cusack, you won't find him on the Web.