In the latest installment of their "Celebrity vs. Thing" feature, Fametracker tackles the eternal question: what's more desireable, Johnny Depp or chocolate? The querie is probably timed to coincide with the release of the film that offers both (although another recent column weighs pros and cons on Bad News Bears star Billy Bob Thornton, vs ... tealights?), but Depp has always seemed to be able to reduce even the most sensible of women into dribbling idiots straight out of YM Magazine. I don't know what the big deal about that guy is - I'd totally take the chocolate. Now, if it was a contest between chocolate and, say, Romain Duris, that would be difficult. If it was a contest between Romain Duris and, say, homemade macaroni and cheese? Impossible.