Scary. A walking zombie. Wait, I mean a WALKEN zombie. It seems Christopher Walken wouldn't mind playing in a zombie movie, but he wouldn't necessarily have to play a zombie. I say screw that, Chris. If I hear he's ever involved in a zombie flick I will insist that he play a zombie. I would love to see him perform a flesh-eating ghoul with his stilted manner of speech: "I'm going to eat... you. Now. Please... don't struggle. This whole... thing. Is... quite unfortunate." Someone get me Romero on the phone.