Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan (pictured right, in a publicity still from Herbie: Fully Loaded) may have to testify at her parents' divorce trial in New York. Her  much-beleagured father, Michael Lohan, is suing for a share of the millions of dollars earned by his daughter. Because, you know, he did so much himself to earn that money.

I suppose if you believe there's no such thing as bad publicity, Michael could make the argument that his repeated bad behavior has, um, enhanced his daughter's career. I'm sure that having to show up in divorce court in handcuffs (he's currently serving time on assault charges) will really help his case. 

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