If any of you ever find yourselves making sweet, sweet love to either Cameron Diaz or Jennifer Connelly, you should know that Diaz prefers to keep her clothes on while doing the horizontal Hokey Pokey, whereas Connelly likes to multitask (surfing the Web and such) while getting it on. Crimany, what a couple of eccentric weirdos. Can't they just have regular sex on a futon in their frontyard to the sounds of Uriah Heep like us regular folk? Seriously, I don't get Hollywood people.

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