Famous for naming his kid Apple, Chris Paltrow, er, Martin is taking some time off to talk about one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. After touring the "I swear my wife is still A-list" scene with Gwyneth, the Coldplay frontman was upset to find out that Hollywood is not the magical fantasy land he grew up to envision – but more like a regular city complete with human beings who work and stuff.
"When I started meeting celebrities it was depressing because you can't believe in the mythology of people any more."
That is too true. For awhile I believed you were a really cool dude until you had to go and name the baby after a fruit grown on a tree. Seriously, I think it's time for Martin to lay off the X&Y and prescribe himself some much-needed Z's.