The Island star Scarlet Johansson was involved in a minor fender bender last week while trying to shake the paparazzi as they tracked her from her California home to a parking lot at Disneyland. Apparently while driving with a friend she noticed some SUVs following her. Once inside the parking lot she tried some evasive maneuvering to lose them but wound up clipping another car carrying three people. And yes, the photographers did get pictures. No one was injured in the mess, and no charges have been filed at all. I'd like to see Sears Portrait Studio try this approach. Instead of taking your family to the store for a portrait, a Sears photographer simply runs your family off the road and snaps pictures. It would save us all so much time.