Jessica Alba, despite the fact that she's "way too high maintenance" to date an actor, is willing to make an exception is he's old. She likes old people, apparently, because they do things for her. They may call it chivalry, but she calls it carrying her bag. So that's why she and Marky Mark broke up - not only did he have that weird third nipple, but he probably never pulled out her chair, the cad. Among Alba's packmule targets are Morgan Freeman, Robert Redford, Sean Connery, and Michael Caine. Michael Caine?!