According to an item reported by the World Entertainment News Network, pointed stick-wielding filmmaker Michael Moore, creator of the fury that was the me-no-likey-Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11, has enrolled at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa, the $3800/wk. celebrity roly-poly ranch in Aventura, Florida. There, he will learn to cook healthy food as he undergoes "life re-education", information which WENN attributes to Moore and his Dog Eat Dog Films are at work on the American healthcare exposé Sicko, as well as - and this is not a punch line - Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2, due in 2007.
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