Back when he was just a dorky-looking guy struggling to make it big, Steve Carell played Evan Baxter, Jim Carrey's nemesis in Bruce Almighty. Now that a Carrey-free sequel is in the works (Morgan Freeman will be back) and Carell is a box office king, Universal reportedly want him to star. If he accepted the role, the film would be called Evan Almighty and it would be Carell's character with all the cool powers. Details on the plot are vague, but Evan might be asked to build an Ark. Hey, arks are funny. Steve Carell is funny. And the name "Evan Almighty" for some reason strikes me as hilarious. Hey, Steve, I know I was getting on you before about taking too many roles, but I take it back. Do this! Please?