Sometimes I wish I was a beautiful woman. This isn't due to any questions about my sexuality, but because beautiful women always have people buying things for them. It's insane, but not nearly as insane as editors from Life and Style purchasing a $750 cowboy painting for Angelina Jolie after reporters caught her eyeing the antique piece in New York. Hell, if she wanted a picture of a cowboy I would have drawn her one for much less than that.

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